Sometimes all the talk is too much.
Sometimes you don’t have time to read the full story.
Sometimes you just need a Three Word Analysis.
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Every team analysed after Round 8 in just three words.
ADELAIDE CROWS: Season is alive.
BRISBANE LIONS: Are they cursed?
CARLTON: Team balance off.
COLLINGWOOD: A Daicossian moment.
ESSENDON: Win shows maturity.
FREMANTLE: Proper statement win.
GEELONG: Due a loss.
GOLD COAST SUNS: Horrendous given circumstances.
GWS GIANTS: Just a wobble.
HAWTHORN: Giant killers return!
MELBOURNE: Regained some respect.
NORTH MELBOURNE: Make Wardlaw captain?
PORT ADELAIDE: Stage fright returns.
RICHMOND: Frees? Problem elsewhere.
ST KILDA: Wilson’s a jet.
SYDNEY SWANS: Team to beat?
WEST COAST EAGLES: More promising signs.
WESTERN BULLDOGS: Bevo seat heat.