Sometimes all the talk is too much.

Sometimes you don’t have time to read the full story.

Sometimes you just need a Three Word Analysis.

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Every team analysed after Round 8 in just three words.

ADELAIDE CROWS: Season is alive.

BRISBANE LIONS: Are they cursed?

CARLTON: Team balance off.

COLLINGWOOD: A Daicossian moment.

ESSENDON: Win shows maturity.

FREMANTLE: Proper statement win.

GEELONG: Due a loss.

GOLD COAST SUNS: Horrendous given circumstances.

GWS GIANTS: Just a wobble.

HAWTHORN: Giant killers return!

MELBOURNE: Regained some respect.

NORTH MELBOURNE: Make Wardlaw captain?

PORT ADELAIDE: Stage fright returns.

RICHMOND: Frees? Problem elsewhere.

ST KILDA: Wilson’s a jet.

SYDNEY SWANS: Team to beat?

WEST COAST EAGLES: More promising signs.

WESTERN BULLDOGS: Bevo seat heat.